Archive for the ‘冷英文’ Category

人之初 : At the begining of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it<!–more–>
贵以专 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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企鹅风的风格分享

–Are you serious?(你是认真的吗?)
–No,I’m kidding.(不,我是开玩笑的。)

看看是如何翻译的…..

企鹅kioto分享

有误入的没~~Kioto 来说说哈

十一月
26

一位女子在电脑上,登出的征婚条件有两点:

1、要帅

2、要有车

电脑帮她搜寻的结果是

象棋

(Ctrl+A 看看结果是啥)

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—–“法海”用饭盆收妖

继续阅读….

原来有个红老外,小红,大家都应该记得吧.”社会主义好,社会主义好…..”
Now,又出来了一个热爱翻唱中文歌曲的白老外-小白Chris .先听一首,雷雷耳朵再说


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点开收看,更多

<<说句心里话>>
-Say a word in heart

说句心里话
say a word in heart
我也想家
I think my home too
家中的老妈妈已是满头白发
often think my mother is white in hair
说句实在话我也有爱
say a word in heart I have love too
常思念梦中的她
often think a sleep her a sleep her
来来来既然来当兵
come~come (lai)~~but became a soldier

点开,看歌词全部!

十月
04

企鹅Toto分享

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Orz…(Ctrl+A 看看tell you 啥…..了)

英语原文!~~

ear Tim

shall by too door doll by too jack won

dolphin long can Jim shall by too low

shall by too when doll low,doll car low

dolphin long doll Ham Eason

“more power!”

think different
看得懂么?看下面翻译吧~~~

前段时间新华保险增员操雷到了很多人

猛一看上去以为是传销.囧rz.

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点开来有更多的操,带着避雷针坚持看下去吧….