4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

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温宝宝御用翻译张璐说：

10年04月22日于9:18 上午

接线员：911报警台
男孩：我需要你的帮助
什么情况？
数学
你的嘴巴吗？（数学与嘴巴读音相近）
不，数学。我不得不做。你能帮我吗？
当然。你住在哪里？
不，是数学题
我知道了。你住哪里？
不，我只想和你在电话里说
我不能那么做。我可以派人去帮你。
OK
你需要帮忙的是哪种数学题？
减法
你要做减法。
是的
好，问题是？
额，你得帮帮我做数学题
OK，请出题？
OK，16-8=？
你说呢。你认为是多少啊？
无不知道。1？
不，你几岁了？
我只有4岁
4岁！
是
另一个是什么题目，这个太难了。
额，有一个，5-5
5-5，你认为是多少啊？
5.
女人：强尼，你干啥呢？
男孩：警察叔叔帮我做数学题呢
女人：我怎么教你打电话的？啊？接线员：是他妈妈… 男孩：你说如果我需要帮助就给别人打电话啊。女人：（咆哮）我指的不是警察。