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	<title>评论：上学时的那些巨冷的老师</title>
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	<description>笑话居然还有冷热之分……? 究竟是谁不懂幽默……?</description>
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		<title>来自：12585</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-64892</link>
		<dc:creator>12585</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 23:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>kg聊.天.同.城.交.友.找.一.夜.情--c66.host.sk&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-64892&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kg聊.天.同.城.交.友.找.一.夜.情&#8211;c66.host.sk
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		<title>来自：kar</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-20975</link>
		<dc:creator>kar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>老师：“民诉里有检察院的事吗？”
同学：“。。。大概吧”
老师：“因为这个民诉不是你制定的所以不太清楚是吗？”
同学：“。。。”&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20975&quot;&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>老师：“民诉里有检察院的事吗？”<br />
同学：“。。。大概吧”<br />
老师：“因为这个民诉不是你制定的所以不太清楚是吗？”<br />
同学：“。。。”
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		<title>来自：kar</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-20974</link>
		<dc:creator>kar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>老师：知道什么叫外遇吗？外遇就是婚外情，就是红杏出墙。。。老师：知道自行车吗？。。。学生：。。。老师：（举例）有个残废的男子脚有点残废。。。（画外音：你的话才残废。。。）老师：（举例）雷声大作于是A的鱼跑到B的鱼塘去了。。。&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20974&quot;&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>老师：知道什么叫外遇吗？外遇就是婚外情，就是红杏出墙。。。老师：知道自行车吗？。。。学生：。。。老师：（举例）有个残废的男子脚有点残废。。。（画外音：你的话才残废。。。）老师：（举例）雷声大作于是A的鱼跑到B的鱼塘去了。。。
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-20974">1</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>来自：yuweigong</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-20464</link>
		<dc:creator>yuweigong</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>又想起一个...高中老师评讲练习题，关于为什么选D……
张老师:这道题A不对,B一看就不选,C认都认不到,只有选D了&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20464&quot;&gt;3&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>又想起一个&#8230;高中老师评讲练习题，关于为什么选D……<br />
张老师:这道题A不对,B一看就不选,C认都认不到,只有选D了
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-20464">3</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>来自：yuweigong</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-20463</link>
		<dc:creator>yuweigong</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>对了，以前有个代课的外教...一个外表酷似圣诞老人的英国老爷爷（那天还戴着红帽子-_-&#124;&#124;&#124;）...上着课，突然满脸微笑地问我们，“do u like chinese pop music?”然后突然开始唱...“童话”...天真的样子至今难忘...-_-&#124;&#124;&#124;&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20463&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>对了，以前有个代课的外教&#8230;一个外表酷似圣诞老人的英国老爷爷（那天还戴着红帽子-_-|||）&#8230;上着课，突然满脸微笑地问我们，“do u like chinese pop music?”然后突然开始唱&#8230;“童话”&#8230;天真的样子至今难忘&#8230;-_-|||
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		<title>来自：yuweigong</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-20462</link>
		<dc:creator>yuweigong</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>以前初中语文老师...
在F老师就一道“难题”用尽浑身解数地讲解了至少4遍后……
F老师：这道题比较难，你们懂没有？
我们：没有！
F老师:没有就算了.
我们：……
（我们其实早懂了，只是不想听他再讲下去，就一直让他讲那一道题……终于老师也受不了了……）&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20462&quot;&gt;2&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>以前初中语文老师&#8230;<br />
在F老师就一道“难题”用尽浑身解数地讲解了至少4遍后……<br />
F老师：这道题比较难，你们懂没有？<br />
我们：没有！<br />
F老师:没有就算了.<br />
我们：……<br />
（我们其实早懂了，只是不想听他再讲下去，就一直让他讲那一道题……终于老师也受不了了……）
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-20462">2</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>来自：clouding</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-18824</link>
		<dc:creator>clouding</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>那个外教那么像我们那个外教……
他是从尼日利亚来的，经常用英文讲半天突然来一句“为什么”……&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-18824&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>那个外教那么像我们那个外教……<br />
他是从尼日利亚来的，经常用英文讲半天突然来一句“为什么”……
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-18824">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>来自：啊哈</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-18745</link>
		<dc:creator>啊哈</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>我几经不知都该说点什么了……&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-18745&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>我几经不知都该说点什么了……
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		<title>来自：itsuki</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-18737</link>
		<dc:creator>itsuki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>我们当年的英文老师...100KG左右的样子,在公开课上给我们演示run这个单词...&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-18737&quot;&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>我们当年的英文老师&#8230;100KG左右的样子,在公开课上给我们演示run这个单词&#8230;
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-18737">1</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>来自：lucifer</title>
		<link>http://lengxiaohua.net/2009/11/22/so-cold-teachers/#comment-18722</link>
		<dc:creator>lucifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>俺们初中时候植物跟动物是两门课。刚开学时候第一节动物课，大家一起站起来喊，动物老师好！

然后老师很镇定的说，同学们好，我是来教动物的。&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;这个评论的温度: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-18722&quot;&gt;11&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>俺们初中时候植物跟动物是两门课。刚开学时候第一节动物课，大家一起站起来喊，动物老师好！</p>
<p>然后老师很镇定的说，同学们好，我是来教动物的。
<p class="top-comments">这个评论的温度: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-18722">11</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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