人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..
教之道 ： The way of learning it<!–more–>
贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,
断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five son took it
名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之过 ： It is all your fault.
教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 ： You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.
人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,
不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
长恨村姑无觅处，不知转入此中来
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精辟!
简直是……
博 大 精 深
学而时习之，不亦乐乎
学业结束后就要实习了，不也是很快乐的吗
温故而知新啊。
If you don”t exercise your dick,
It won”t become hard and strong.
很强。。。。。。。。。。
勃大茎伸
暴寒。。
这是真理。。
想象力很重要
弟大勿勃
强
这样也行
LOL~！~很强大！！OZR~~
稍有点文法问题，润色一下：
人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically, all sex are the same,
习相远 ： But it depends on the way you do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time,
性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you…
教之道 ： The way of learning it
贵以专 ： is to make love with only one person, which is very important
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
择邻处 ： chose her neighbours to avoid bad sexual influence.
子不学 ： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five sons took it
名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 ： If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 ： It is all your fault.
教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ： their teachers must be too lazy to tell them the details on sex.
子不学 ： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不学 ： If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 ： If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
我不反对创意冷笑话，但是用古文经典来恶搞，有点低俗。
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简直就是才华横溢。
很黄很低俗