熊熊和兔子主演的冷笑话还真是多呢～今后会为大家收集齐全的～

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn’t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn’t often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit’s wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

翻译～：

熊先生和兔子先生:

熊先生和兔子先生都住在森林里，但是他们看谁都不太顺眼。有一天，他们在树林里溜达的时候碰到了一只金蛙。金蛙一跟他们说话吓了他们一跳。这金蛙说他平时不怎么露面儿，但是只要他碰到谁，就会实现他六个愿望，所以现在熊和兔子可以各提出三个愿望。

熊立马儿许愿让这个森林里其他的狗熊都变成母的，金蛙实现了这个愿望。兔子想了想，说他要一个头盔。他就立马儿有了个头盔，戴上了。

熊对兔子的愿望感到费解，但是还是说出了自己的第二个愿望：他希望附近其他森林里的狗熊也都变成母的，然后金蛙也实现了这个愿望。兔子先生的第二个愿望呢。。是辆摩托车。当他得到这辆摩托车以后就爬了上去打着了引擎。

熊实在是难以相信兔子的这两个垃圾愿望，这两个愿望本来也可以属于熊的，但是现在却被兔子就这样儿浪费了。他摇着头说出了第三个愿望，他要这世界上其他的熊也都变成母的，让自己独树一帜不可一世唯我独尊君临天下的成为世上唯一一个带把儿的熊。这个愿望当然也被实现了。。然后金蛙和熊一同转向了兔子，等着他说出最后一个愿望。。

兔子继续踩着油门儿加速着引擎，迟疑了一下儿，然后说：“我希望。。熊先生变成同性恋！”
然后骑着摩托一溜烟儿的开路了。。